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If I were a month, I would be: June
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Friday
If I were a time of day, I would be: 6:00pm
If I were a sea animal, I would be: a Clown Fish
If I were a direction, I would be: East
If I were a sin, I would be: Lust
If I were a historical figure I would be: Da Vinci's Straight assistant
If I were a planet, I would be: Mars
If I were a liquid, I would be: Tobasco
If I were a stone, I would be: a Ruby
If I were a tree, I would be: a Tamarisk
If I were a bird, I would be: a Robin
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a Red Rose
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: light rain with sun during Dusk
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: a Merman
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a Piano
If I were an animal, I would be: a Fox
If I were a colour, I would be: Red
If I were an emotion, I would be: a fake smile
If I were a vegetable, I would be: an apple
If I were a sound, I would be: a giggle   
If I were an element, I would be: Fire
If I were a song, I would be: "A man called Adam"
If I were a movie, I would be: Finding Nemo
If I were a book, I would be written by: Dan Brown
If I were a food, I would be: Chilly Noodles
If I were a place, I would be: a showroom
If I were a taste, I would be: damn chilly
If I were a scent, I would be: very deadly
If I were a religion, I would be: Christianism
If I were a word, I would be: "Relaxed"
If I were a body part, I would be: Hands
If I were a facial expression, I would be: Indifferent
If I were a subject in school, I would be: Technical Drawing
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: The invisible man
If I were a shape, I would be: an Octagon
If I were a number, I would be: 6
If I were a piece of jewellery, I would be: The King's crown
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: a fireplace
If I were a car, I would be: a cheap third-hand red Ferrari
If I were an item of clothing, I would be: A red Scarf

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